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If you believe everything Apple tells you, the iPad is the most revolutionary piece of equipment to come out since the fleshlight. What they don’t tell you is that eventually you’re going to run out of creative things to do with it unless you have no job and a bottomless bank account. Every once in a while there’s a revolutionary app that comes out that reignites your undying love for the mighty fruit tablet and Foosball Hero is the newest app on that list. It’s portable foosball. Even with the cost of the iPad itself it’s still cheaper than an actual foosball table. With real-world 3d physics, full size teams, and manual/automatic spin it has everything a normal table has except the ability to wipe it off when you spill beer on it. For $2, we’ll take those odds.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.