Dr Martens Boot USB Drive

Dr. (Doc) Martens has been making the industry’s best shitkickers since we were rebellious kids in high-school. There’s just something iconic about a tall pair of black lace-up boots with an off color sole that makes us want to get drunk, smoke pot and start a riot feel a weird nostalgic connection to the past. We probably couldn’t pull them off in public anymore, but we still like the design. Enter the Boot Drive. It’s a 2GB USB drive cleverly encased in a 2″ tall Dr. Martens boot that’s made out of what appears to be rubber. You’re not going to win any actual fights with thing, but it will still be handy to get files to and from the office.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.