Dr Martens Boot USB Drive

Dr. (Doc) Martens has been making the industry’s best shitkickers since we were rebellious kids in high-school. There’s just something iconic about a tall pair of black lace-up boots with an off color sole that makes us want to get drunk, smoke pot and start a riot feel a weird nostalgic connection to the past. We probably couldn’t pull them off in public anymore, but we still like the design. Enter the Boot Drive. It’s a 2GB USB drive cleverly encased in a 2″ tall Dr. Martens boot that’s made out of what appears to be rubber. You’re not going to win any actual fights with thing, but it will still be handy to get files to and from the office.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.