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Crypteks USB

Crypteks USB

Despite looking like a prop from a cinematic adaptation of some Dan Brown novel, the Crypteks USB is actually a very real way of keeping your most important info safe. Instead of keeping digital tax files, private corporate documents and loads and loads of porn on some USB drive that could easily be dropped and plugged into another PC, now you can actually secure those necessities. The Crypteks USB is a physically locking USB storage device (just come up with your password like you would an alphabetical bike lock) that also features 256-bit AES Hardware Encryption. Plus, face it, one day you’re gonna bite the dust, do you really want a loved one to plug your USB storage device in and find out about your weird midgets in bondage fetish?

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