Blackberry Pearl 9100

The Blackberry Pearl 9100 reminds you that BlackBerry phones aren’t just for stuffy suits, but for regular Joes who wants a cool phone, not 10 different ways for the office to reach him. It features SureType (kinda like a half QWERTY) keyboard, making texting easier while still keeping it pocket-sized. Although it’s part of the pearl series, it lost its “pearl,” replacing it with a more reliable optical trackpad. It supports 3G, includes Wi-Fi and instant messaging. It also features a 3.2 MP camera with 2.5X digital zoom and video recording so you can post hilarious drunken videos of you and your buds on Facebook to your heart’s content.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.