Blackberry Pearl 9100

The Blackberry Pearl 9100 reminds you that BlackBerry phones aren’t just for stuffy suits, but for regular Joes who wants a cool phone, not 10 different ways for the office to reach him. It features SureType (kinda like a half QWERTY) keyboard, making texting easier while still keeping it pocket-sized. Although it’s part of the pearl series, it lost its “pearl,” replacing it with a more reliable optical trackpad. It supports 3G, includes Wi-Fi and instant messaging. It also features a 3.2 MP camera with 2.5X digital zoom and video recording so you can post hilarious drunken videos of you and your buds on Facebook to your heart’s content.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.