Alpha-Sphere

If you’ve been in the market for a mysterious item to put in your apartment that will make guests say, “What the hell is that thing?” … congratulations. The AlphaSphere will not only pique interests, but will far exceed whatever your unknowing friends assumed the futuristic-looking ball happened to be. Through 48 pressure sensitive pads, The AlphaSphere lets you load up different sounds and press away to craft your own music. It connects to your computer through a USB cable and comes complete with all the software you need to get your Daft Punk on. You can preorder now if you have the cash to lay down on the audio ball and expect to receive it in September.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.