Vans-Graph-Sneakers

Pleasurecuff. Waffleflex. Rapidweld. Ultracush Lite. Actionfit. 80s video game porn stars that are still huge in Japan or something more? While any of those would actually make a good L337 gamer tag, they’re actually the names of the features on the new Graph sneakers from Vans. What do they all mean? Open cell foam to caress your heels; treads that promote anatomical movement, stitchless design, mad cushion for your dogs and an elevated heel height. Will any of that actually make a difference when you’re hitting the bar for beers? Probably not, but all we really care about is the fact they’re super light and they look good.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.