Turn Into A Zombie T-Shirt

Turn Into A Zombie T-Shirt

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Cheerleaders. Skanky cheerleaders. Bunnies. Skanky bunnies. Hooters girls. Yeah… Anyways, there are a lot of reasons to love Halloween. However, it’s also a huge pain in the ass. You can’t really do the whole “this is my costume” t-shirt anymore because it’s played out. Rock Star? Yawn. Jedi? Not if you want to take any of the hotties home. Which leaves you with something current, something ridiculously complicated, or something hilarious. If you don’t have the time to engineer an actual transforming costume and you can’t pull off Zombieber then you go hilarious. Like the Turn Into A Zombie T-Shirt. Starts simply with the “ask me about my zombie shirt” and then you flip it up and blargh! Zombie face. You’ll be able to breath (a little) since it’s 100% cotton, but since there’s no jello shot hole you’re going to have to be clever with your drinking.

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