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St. Patrick’s Day without a snarky t-shirt is like St. Patrick’s Day without a beer. But there’s still plenty of time to get a new one for this year’s drinking celebration. These styles range from vintage-inspired to clever designs that are sure to bring you a little luck of the Irish when it comes to the ladies. Chances are, they’ll be sloppy drunk ladies with green stickers all over their faces, but even that’s bound to be better than spending after hours nursing a Shamrock Shake. (Palmer Cash, Urban Outfitters, Palmer Cash, Urban Outfitters)

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.