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Here at Cool Material, we’re writers and artsy fartsy, Etsy-loving types. Our knowledge of science is limited to what we learned from the nerds on The Big Bang Theory (You can’t escape it.It’s the new Law & Order SVU. It’s always on). So we’ll have to find ways to fake it, like wearing a tee from Nonfiction, available from–you guessed it–Etsy.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.