Swatch-Touch-Watches

The Swatch Group is one of the biggest international watch conglomerates in existence, but it’s been a while since we seriously considered buying one of their flagship brand’s watches. That just changed with the Touch. The font on the watch face is eerily reminiscent of the Microsoft Word font Chiller we thought was cool in high school, but it actually fits on this fun and funky number from Swatch. As you’ve probably already guessed, it’s a touchscreen watch. Along with the easily programmable standards you find in digital watches like time, date and alarm, this one also packs a chrono for timing runs and alcohol consumption rates. Available in five different solid colors and camo, it’s not exactly what we would call formal attire, but it will definitely get some attention during a night, or day, out on the town.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.