rotoshaver

With nine blades rotating at 30 revolutions per second, the Emjoi RotoShave combines the convenience of an electric shaver with the closeness of a straight razor. And in addition to a laundry list of features, like an automatic switching charger for worldwide use, this groundbreaking device is equipped with patented safety guards and spiral windings that help minimize irritation and virtually eliminate nicks and cuts. In other words, it’ll save you money on toilet paper.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.