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This is a post about soap. It is not on a stick. It has nothing to do with microdermabrasion–whatever that is. This is soap for men, by men. It doesn’t smell like elderberry, or jojojojoba oils, or laundry detergent. ManHands Soap is awesome because it smells like: cash, red wine, Democrats, Republicans, margaritas, coffee, beer, popcorn, baseball gloves, fresh cut grass, bacon, bonfires and urinal mints. Each bar is 3oz in size and specially formulated to make you feel like one million bucks in the morning. Seriously. There’s a cold hard cash scent too. We don’t know about about, but we love the smell of money in the morning.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.