It’s not every day that someone creates a product so revolutionary it will change the face of modern Rock N’ Roll. Back on the scene (It’s a goddamned apparel race) to do just that are the revolutionary minds at ThinkGeek. While you may have traded in your solid body for something a little more plastic-ey, does the Rock Star pipe dream have to be limited to alcohol induced, Red Bull fueled nights in front of someone’s television? Not if you’re sporting ThinkGeek threads!
Now you can rock out (with or without your cock out) in the quad, the bathroom, the living room, the car, or the middle of class – as long as the volume is at 11. Yes, that’s right, the volume knob goes all the way to 11. To be completely honest, it wouldn’t be a shirt designed for a rock god if it didn’t go all the way to 11.
Not content with the sheer awesomeness of a t-shirt with a playable guitar, ThinkGeek designed the shirt to play power chords with a simple strum of one of the two magnetic picks. You know you will eventually lose one, so they included an extra one just in case. (Pro-Tip: While rocking out, the only thing lost more frequently than guitar picks is dignity. We tested it with a fridge magnet… and it worked.)
This shirt is like playing Rock Band on your chest – if you were Angus Young – and you knew how to play power chords.
So who are these people at Thinkgeek? Angels? Nay! They are but men – Rock!
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