For All Time Soaps

Getting excited about soap on a rope isn’t ordinary. At most, you’re enjoying the scent for like 20 minutes a day and that’s only if you’re not a body wash guy. For All Time’s new scents, Mediocrity and Loser, are totally unlike what their names suggest. They’re made of the things men get excited about: beer, bitters and bourbon. Throw in some dead sea salt, coconut and palm oils and some ribbon and you have everything you need to smell like anything but a mediocre loser. This is actually soap worth getting excited about.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.