There’s no question women swoon over actors and rockstars, but ask the average girl what occupation she fantasizes of most and she’ll probably respond: Firefighter. Now to be fair, she’s probably not thinking about the one with the beer gut and Tom Selleck mustache resting in the station house amongst empty Papa John’s boxes, but still the profession has a calendar worthy mystique about it. Even if you think the average firefighter’s day is something akin to the action in Backdraft you can still grab onto a piece of the lady-loving profession with this Fire Hose Belt. Each of the belts is made by hand from hose that’s been in service and passed through testing so they come complete with unique nicks and marks. Since they look a little beaten up, feel free to tell any ladies you ripped it off the truck at your last structure fire (or don’t cause that sounds terrible).