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There’s no question women swoon over actors and rockstars, but ask the average girl what occupation she fantasizes of most and she’ll probably respond:  Firefighter.  Now to be fair, she’s probably not thinking about the one with the beer gut and Tom Selleck mustache resting in the station house amongst empty Papa John’s boxes, but still the profession has a calendar worthy mystique about it.  Even if you think the average firefighter’s day is something akin to the action in Backdraft you can still grab onto a piece of the lady-loving profession with this Fire Hose Belt.  Each of the belts is made by hand from hose that’s been in service and passed through testing so they come complete with unique nicks and marks.  Since they look a little beaten up, feel free to tell any ladies you ripped it off the truck at your last structure fire (or don’t cause that sounds terrible).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.