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Fire Hose Belt

Fire Hose Belt

There’s no question women swoon over actors and rockstars, but ask the average girl what occupation she fantasizes of most and she’ll probably respond:  Firefighter.  Now to be fair, she’s probably not thinking about the one with the beer gut and Tom Selleck mustache resting in the station house amongst empty Papa John’s boxes, but still the profession has a calendar worthy mystique about it.  Even if you think the average firefighter’s day is something akin to the action in Backdraft you can still grab onto a piece of the lady-loving profession with this Fire Hose Belt.  Each of the belts is made by hand from hose that’s been in service and passed through testing so they come complete with unique nicks and marks.  Since they look a little beaten up, feel free to tell any ladies you ripped it off the truck at your last structure fire (or don’t cause that sounds terrible).

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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