bottle-opener-ring

A wedding band has long been the only ring that actually accomplishes multiple things.  It both signifies that you’re a married man but it also, by some weird law of nature, attracts more women.  (Single guys, give it a shot.)  Now, you can buy a ring that also serves two purposes, it looks cool and also opens your beer.  It’s a much slicker way to open a bottle than using one of those freebie keychain openers you got while trying to kick some game to a beer promotions girl.  Plus, perfect for the holidays, this is a set of two Bottle Opener Rings, so you can give one as a gift or use the other to propose to that lucky lady (to which she’ll say “no”).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.