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Wearing concrete used to mean going for a nice, eternal swim with the fishes. Under those conditions, there probably aren’t any women in bikinis around either and since those are the only circumstances we swim under, we’re not interested. Beat Poet is reclaiming concrete from strictly utilitarian purposes (offing narcs, building houses, etc.) and turning it into a fashion statement. There are eight different styles and two colors (black and au natural) to choose from, but they’re all made by casting cement onto stainless steel. Cement is sturdy, but it’s definitely not impervious to the elements. The ring you buy is going to evolve into “your ring” by chipping and changing colors… throughout the course of offing narcs and building houses.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.