The rain stands in the way of no honorable warrior. For your next showdown with the precipitation, remove your Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella from its nylon sheath and get out there. Battle away… but should you be defeated by the wet weather, please... continue...
It’s time to replace that crummy umbrella you bought on the way to work during a downpour. The Davek Solo Umbrella is attractive, durable and with a lifetime guarantee it’s literally the last umbrella you will ever buy. Features automatic... continue...
Man, fuck that chick you dated over the summer… that one who always wanted to drag you out in the rain and catch water on her tongue and pretend you were in some kind of crappy romantic comedy. Fuck her and you know what else? Fuck the rain! Designed... continue...
Stop guessing how much pasta to use when you have guests. Also, are you sure that your guests know who they’re dealing with? The Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device, is a must have for authentic Italian cooking as well as mob styled intimidation... continue...
Umbrella Today? YES. Checking weather reports seems soooo… high maintenance, but you don’t want to get your gear soaked. Umbrella Today has a simple solution for the simple guy. Enter your zip code and cell number and they’ll text you... continue...
Stay dry and safe!? Nobody will mess with you on the rainy city streets when you are armed with this bad-ass umbrella. The brass knuckle handle will intimidate even the roughest street urchins trying to swipe your wallet. Ride on the subway without fear... continue...
The world’s first power assisted suitcase makes traveling so much easier with this stylish and technologically advanced luggage. Some of the cool features include a built in umbrella and flat motor technology built into the wheels. Read More →
Don’t you just hate when your umbrellas go and break on you? Get this unbreakable umbrella, which is sturdy enough to use as an actual walking stick or cane, without making you look awkward. It whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs... continue...
Just because it’s raining outside, doesn’t mean you have to neglect your ever-so-cool style. This umbrella is awesome in many ways. Not only will it shelter you from whatever nature decides to throw at you, you will look ultra hip with its... continue...
This small, expandable carrier bag allows you to shed the bulky look while still carrying around all your important goodies. It has internal pockets to help keep organized, cutting down on the dig time. A front zipper pocket is perfect for storing your... continue...
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