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J.Crew’s New Men’s Creative Director Is Supreme’s Brendon Babenzien

While we don't necessarily consider ourselves "preppy", J.Crew remains one of our favorite brands because of their combination of luxe style, quality construction and affordable price tags in everything they brought to market. Unfortunately, and as everyone knows, that didn't stop the brand from going tits up and filing bankruptcy…

Cereal Motel Cereal for Adults

Walk the cereal aisle of your local grocery store and you'll see plenty cartoon mascots encouraging kids to pick up a box. Tony the Tiger. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. The Honey Smacks frog with his super hip sideways hat. It's true, many cereals are aimed at children. Cereal Motel cereal is…

How to Pick Up a Woman Like Your Grandfather Did

Dating in the 21st century is weird. Flirting is done through swipes. The proverbial look across the bar is exchanged via tit-for-tat Instagram likes. The traditional first date Q&A is played out before eyes ever meet, all from a quick Google session and a Facebook name search. It’s actually pretty…

Biting Elbows “Bad Motherfucker”

Finding anything on the Internet that makes us seriously consider the parental ramifications of showing it to our imaginary children is rare. Biting Elbows video for "Bad Motherfucker" is one of those things. The entire music video is POV (not that type of pov you perv) style and views like…

HTTPSTER T-Shirt

Regardless of how much we fight it, we've all got a little hipster in us. Rolled-up pants, a penchant for cheap beer or perfectly unkempt facial hair are just a few things any (or all) of us are guilty of. We also happen to love just about everything that involves…

The ‘P’ Is For Portfolio

A long time ago, on the website you're reading right now, we told you about an artist that is the closest thing our generation will ever have to a "master." His name is Keith P. Rein and he's the perfect combination of Ron Jeremy and Van Gogh. Turns out Pocahontits…

Tailfeather Wallets

Whether you realize it or not, your wallet says a lot about you. Sometimes, you're not sending the message you want. What's the first thing you think of when you see more than 10 dolla bills in a guy's wallet? Tits. What's she think when you bust out the same…

Hilo Chen Photorealistic Paintings

We're pretty sure that Hilo Chen is actually a robot in disguise because his paintings are so photo-realistic that it's the only solution that makes sense. There's just no way a mere mortal could capture the intricacies like he does. Things like sweat glistening on boobs, pussy placement (talking about…