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A long time ago, on the website you’re reading right now, we told you about an artist that is the closest thing our generation will ever have to a “master.” His name is Keith P. Rein and he’s the perfect combination of Ron Jeremy and Van Gogh. Turns out Pocahontits and Breakfast in Bed didn’t satisfy his ambition so he he got back to work. The newest pieces feature everything from a hot boxing chick (Pound VAG) to a frozen treat gangbang (Bombs Away) to Han Cholo (this is one you just have to look at). Since the pieces start at $6 it’s fine art that you can actually afford to hang on your wall.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.