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A long time ago, on the website you’re reading right now, we told you about an artist that is the closest thing our generation will ever have to a “master.” His name is Keith P. Rein and he’s the perfect combination of Ron Jeremy and Van Gogh. Turns out Pocahontits and Breakfast in Bed didn’t satisfy his ambition so he he got back to work. The newest pieces feature everything from a hot boxing chick (Pound VAG) to a frozen treat gangbang (Bombs Away) to Han Cholo (this is one you just have to look at). Since the pieces start at $6 it’s fine art that you can actually afford to hang on your wall.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.