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Hallmark cards have become a necessity for practically every occasion that involves a woman, but no “holiday” ranks higher on that list than Mother’s Day. At least with Valentine’s Day and your anniversary you only have to buy a card for one person (in most states). Mother’s Day is the special horrifyingly painful exception to the one card rule because you have to get one for your mom, your wife, your baby-momma, your grandma, your daughter – the list is practically endless.

If it has a vagina and it’s over the age of 25 (this is one time we’ll be conservative) then it’s getting a Mother’s Day card. Ladies, we love you – enough to tell you the truth.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.