If-Celebrity-Tweets-Were-Honest-Part-2-01

It’s not surprising that most of the tweets from the world’s celebrity elite are watered down versions of their real true thoughts (unless you’re talking about Kanye West). If they’re even written by the celeb at all is often up for debate. We explored what we thought some honest tweets would look like in part 1, but there’s a whole Twitter-verse out there, so here are a few more:

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