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An entire college course could be given on the cult-like popularity of Bill Murray and it would only begin to scratch the surface. We’re also pretty sure that these 20 things would be on the final.

Artwork by Rich Pellegrino


1. There’s actually a chance he’d consider this


2. He gives amazing Hall of Fame speeches


3. He can bowl


4. He runs the bases better than David Ortiz


5. Even if there’s a tarp


6. He might be your next bartender


7. He’ll sign whatever he hits you in the face with


8. He inspired a coloring book


Bill Murray Coloring Book – $13


9. He shares your fries


10. He played guitar with Eric Clapton


11. He’ll shake your hand for over a minute


12. He’ll clean up after your party


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13. He’ll star in your movie


14. He’s a multi-sport athlete


15. He enjoys sing-alongs


16. He duets with Clint Eastwood


17. He’ll conduct your school’s marching band


18. He showed up to Cannes with this camera


19. He might show up to your karaoke party


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20. And this




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