The-ZBoard

When they first rolled out the Segway scooter, we thought the idea was nice but the design left something to be desired. What was desired? Any trace of style whatsoever. Then the product was picked up by mall cops everywhere, and we felt extremely justified. The ZBoard takes everything the Segway got right, and packages it in a way we’d actually use. It’s a weight-sensing electric skateboard that can get you around campus, your city streets or down to the beach with without breaking a sweat. When you lean forward you go forward and when you lean back you break, no pushing your leg into cramp mode when it’s blazing out. With the Classic you’ll hit speeds around 15 miles per hour and you’ll gain a bit more by upgrading to the Pro. Perfect for you, not for mall cops.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.