There are a few universal facts we all know: the sun rises in the east, things fall towards the center of the earth, Indiana Jones 4 was the cinematic equivalent of being beaten with a chain, etcetera etcetera. Also on that list is the fact that bicycles are the most awkward of shapes, and subsequently are a total bitch to store away. Enter Michelangelo’s Two Bike Gravity stand. It’s a stand that uses only the clever application of gravity to gracefully store away your ride(s). With the extra space in your home, you can sit down and write a letter to Spielberg and Lucas asking them what the F they were smoking.