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Ok, stop us if you’ve heard this one: What do you get when you cross a Ferrari, BMW, and a quad? Give up yet? You get the Lazareth Wazuma V8F Matte Edition. And believe us when we say, the Wazuma is no f’ing joke. Strap on your helmet and buckle up as you are basically sitting on a 250hp Ferrari 3.0L V-8 connected to a six speed BMW M3 gearbox and a handful of steam roller sized tires. While we can’t be certain what the Wazuma is even the slightest bit practical for, we do know that for those that can afford the $250,000 sticker price, you will likely own the fastest quad on the planet.

 

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.