Deathwish-40-oz-Low-Life-Cruiser-Skateboard-Deck

You’d have to be pretty skilled to ride a skateboard while drinking a forty, but what about a skateboard shaped like one? Either way the Deathwish 40 oz Low Life Cruiser Deck was made for bros who love beer as much as they love to skate. This goes beyond a custom paint job on a deck; this 7-ply hardwood maple board demands attention even when you’re just carrying it under your arm.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.