Pocket Artillery Mini Cannon

The Pocket Artillery Mini Cannon is kind of like the slow loris – It looks cute and tame, but it can do some serious damage. The little cannon looks like a harmless desktop accessory, it’s nicely polished, available in some eye-catching colors and it seems like an ideal way to show off your eye for design and love of little trinkets. Then you light the fuse. All of a sudden that fun office party turns into a hospital run cause Dottie took a BB in the hand. What we’re trying to say is, be careful with this thing. The Mini Cannon fires standard BB’s with a fireworks fuse through the tilt-able barrel. Of course you could just display it without running out to get some BB’s, powder and fuses, but we’re guessing that sounds laughable.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.