The Pocket Artillery Mini Cannon is kind of like the slow loris – It looks cute and tame, but it can do some serious damage. The little cannon looks like a harmless desktop accessory, it’s nicely polished, available in some eye-catching colors and it seems like an ideal way to show off your eye for design and love of little trinkets. Then you light the fuse. All of a sudden that fun office party turns into a hospital run cause Dottie took a BB in the hand. What we’re trying to say is, be careful with this thing. The Mini Cannon fires standard BB’s with a fireworks fuse through the tilt-able barrel. Of course you could just display it without running out to get some BB’s, powder and fuses, but we’re guessing that sounds laughable.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.