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Mustache Rides Card

Mustache Rides Card

A smart guy will keep a stock of cards handy for whatever holiday, celebration or event comes up.  Every situation possible is covered.  That being said, we can’t think of any situation where this card is called for.  You sure as hell aren’t passing it off as a Christmas card to Grandma or a sympathy card for someone’s loss.  Acknowledging that, keeping a stack of 25 cent Mustache Ride cards on hand could come in useful in a slew of highly improbable but hilarious situations.  Been working on the ‘stache and want to let some lady-friends know about the deal you have going on – got it covered.  Trying to get a rise out of a down-and-out buddy (not like that) – got it covered.  The cards are blank inside so feel free to let your dirty mind go to work and put a smile on someone’s face (and possible your own).

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