Gangster-Rap Greeting Cards

Gangster-Rap Greeting Cards

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How many times have you been searching for just the right greeting card for that special someone only to find bland inscriptions like “I’m so lucky to have you in my life” when what you really want to say is how hot her ass looks in those jeans?  Finally someone has stepped up to the plate and given us the Gangster-Rap Greeting Cards we have always needed to express what’s really in our hearts heads crotchular area.  Melissa Rachel Black has created cards for the times you just need to say, “Damn, you’s a sexy bitch.”  Of course they’re not all for Valentine’s day, you can pick up a few with the chorus to LMFAO’s “Shots” on them to announce your next party or pub crawl.

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