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Figuring out what the fuck you should make for dinner isn’t always as easy as it sounds. Do you make something with meat, or something vegetarian approved? Noodles or rice or salad? Don’t even get us started on the different types of sauces you have available. With the appropriately named What the Fuck Should I Make For Dinner (based on the popular website of the same name), you can choose your own adventure through the often tedious process of deciding what you’re going to cook tonight. It won’t actually cook the food for you, but figuring out what to YouTube cooking instructions for is at least half the battle on a normal night.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.