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Writing is kind of big deal around these parts. Without words, Cool Material would just be a series of pretty pictures and we wouldn’t get to make comments about everything from cufflinks to copious amounts of booze. Honestly, it’s also kind of a pain in the ass. Is it your? You’re? You are? Their? There? And what the hell is pronoun, anyway? Screw MLA and the Chicago Manual of Style, all you need is The Elements of F*cking Style: A Helpful Parody. With valuable sections like: “A colon is more than an organ that gets cancer” and “Words your bound to f*ck up,” The Elements of F*cking Style will help you put the fun back in fundamental understanding of the English language. All we can say is, it’s about f*cking time someone made this stuff interesting.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.