The Elements of F*cking Style: A Helpful Parody

The Elements of F*cking Style: A Helpful Parody

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Writing is kind of big deal around these parts. Without words, Cool Material would just be a series of pretty pictures and we wouldn’t get to make comments about everything from cufflinks to copious amounts of booze. Honestly, it’s also kind of a pain in the ass. Is it your? You’re? You are? Their? There? And what the hell is pronoun, anyway? Screw MLA and the Chicago Manual of Style, all you need is The Elements of F*cking Style: A Helpful Parody. With valuable sections like: “A colon is more than an organ that gets cancer” and “Words your bound to f*ck up,” The Elements of F*cking Style will help you put the fun back in fundamental understanding of the English language. All we can say is, it’s about f*cking time someone made this stuff interesting.

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Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks PARTNER

We get it. Some nights you feel like the sweet taste of bourbon. Other nights you prefer the smoky intoxication of scotch. While we offer toothpicks in both those flavors, we also offer this 2-pack for the guy who likes to switch back and forth. Included is one container of Bourbon Toothpicks, made with 6-year-old Kentucky straight bourbon for notes of vanilla, spice, and oak, and a container of Single Malt Scotch Toothpicks, which are crafted with an Islay single malt for subtle peaty notes. Whether cleaning those chompers after a rack of ribs, or just relaxing with one to enjoy a hint of bourbon or scotch, having some on you at all times is highly recommended.

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