Writing is kind of big deal around these parts. Without words, Cool Material would just be a series of pretty pictures and we wouldn’t get to make comments about everything from cufflinks to copious amounts of booze. Honestly, it’s also kind of a pain in the ass. Is it your? You’re? You are? Their? There? And what the hell is pronoun, anyway? Screw MLA and the Chicago Manual of Style, all you need is The Elements of F*cking Style: A Helpful Parody. With valuable sections like: “A colon is more than an organ that gets cancer” and “Words your bound to f*ck up,” The Elements of F*cking Style will help you put the fun back in fundamental understanding of the English language. All we can say is, it’s about f*cking time someone made this stuff interesting.
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