Playboy is giving a gift to all the people who pretend to read their magazine for the articles with Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, 1953-2016. The “voluptuous new edition” (their words) celebrates every single nude centerfold from Marilyn Monroe to Kristy Garett, the final nude Playmate to appear in Playboy, in February of 2016. That’s over six decades of beautiful ladies, which amounts to 734 different nude centerfolds. 734. That’s thousands of arms, legs and those other body parts we want to talk about but we’re trying to keep this PG here. The new hardcover tome also includes an essay by Elizabeth Wurtzel, an introduction by Dave Hickey and a foreword by the one and only Hugh Hefner. At around 850 pages and weighing in at over eight pounds, this is a coffee table book as big as some of the… yeah, you get the idea. Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, 1953-2016 will be released on September 5.