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Listen, we could sit here and quote Ron Swanson until the cows come home (and then we slaughter them and eat them), but just trust us, the character, and the dude that plays him, knows a few things about being a man. Now, Nick Offerman has put some of that mustachioed knowledge on paper for you to study. The book chronicles a bit of Nick’s story from his days growing up in the middle of a cornfield to owning his own woodshop and intertwines it all with some manly info you can absorb. So grab your tool box and mustache wax and get to reading.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.