Office-Weapons

Don’t fool yourself, while you’re sitting at your desk, your coworkers are planning your demise. They might be all smiles and shit when they see you, but they’ll throw you under the bus faster than you can say, “TPS Report.” So, it’s time to gear up for warfare with Office Weapons. The book outlines the plans for 30 different tiny pieces of evil that can all be assembled from stuff you have in your office. From the folks over at Instructables, the book will guide you through  crafting a simple paper clip gun, some office stationery darts, and tons more to get you ready for when Ethel in accounting starts something.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.