Don’t fool yourself, while you’re sitting at your desk, your coworkers are planning your demise. They might be all smiles and shit when they see you, but they’ll throw you under the bus faster than you can say, “TPS Report.” So, it’s time to gear up for warfare with Office Weapons. The book outlines the plans for 30 different tiny pieces of evil that can all be assembled from stuff you have in your office. From the folks over at Instructables, the book will guide you through crafting a simple paper clip gun, some office stationery darts, and tons more to get you ready for when Ethel in accounting starts something.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.