In an age when written pieces are gobbled up in 140 character increments, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency is a true success story. Since its beginning in 1998, the site has been filled with longer-form pieces that are witty, entertaining, and quirky. Now, the best of the best are slapped together into a book for you to peruse when you need a laugh. Included in the collection is, of course, the classic “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers!” and many other post from McSweeney’s lifespan. You can pre-order your copy now and the book ships on March 18th.