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You think you know how to f*cking swear? Think again, a-hole. How to Swear is one swearing-connoisseur’s deep dive into the proper way to throw around some four-letter words. Stephen Wildish uses charts and flow diagrams to teach you the building blocks of an effective insult. He also teaches you the different parts of speech a swear word can fulfil so you don’t go around f*cking up your expletive-riddled exchanges. This 192-page hardcover will transform your cursing skills to the point where people won’t even be mad; they’ll be amazed.


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