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If you’ve been spending your few hours of spouse alloted tv time a week watching shows like Lost and Desperate Housewives instead of Dexter you have no idea what you’ve been missing. Why deal with time travelling islands and plastic boobs when you can revel in every glorious minute of everyman Dexter Morgan dismembering bad guys. This newest installment sees John Lithgow (the one from 30 Rock and Harry and the Hendersons) playing cat to Dexter’s mouse in this real life version of Tom and Jerry. Now you can take your favorite serial killer home with you for the fourth time.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.