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There are all kinds of opinions about how to treat dead bodies. Plenty of people are buried, but others are in coffins that hang from cliff faces, some still make it to family dinner, and some don’t even stay on Earth. And Vinyly has an entirely different way of doing things. The company will take the cremated remains of any of your loved ones and press them into vinyl records. And not just things that look like vinyl records. Part of the process is providing And Vinyly with up to 24 minutes of audio to be written into the vinyl. It could be voice recordings, favorite songs, original compositions, or any other sound you’d like to be associated with for as long as the records exist. But if you’re still sentimentally attached to the traditional burial, don’t worry, they’ll use individual body parts. You can send a leg off to them and have the rest of you dropped in the family plot. That’s the best of at least three different worlds.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.