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No accomplishment should go unnoticed, whether it’s a huge promotion at the office or simply fixing that wobbly table. To open that celebratory beer, we recommend the hefty You Earned It Bottle Opener. Made in the USA from solid brass, each serves as a little reminder that some sudsy refreshment is always warranted. This is not that free promotional Bud Light bottle opener you have in your drawer, this is a solid half-pound of brass that’s been sand-blasted and hand-finished to make quick work of your hard-earned six pack.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.