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Unlike many liquors, vodka lends itself to taking on other flavors. While adding a hint of honey to your whiskey isn’t the worst thing in the world, going off and changing its flavor completely might be. With vodka you get a little more wiggle room, but even with the ability to experiment with the taste of Russian water more than other hootch, these scare us:

1. Bacon Vodka – Link

2. Bubblegum Vodka – Link

3. Cotton Candy Vodka – Link

4. Tomato Vodka – Link

5. Bison Grass Vodka – Link

6. Peanut Butter & Jelly Vodka – Link

7. Basil Vodka – Link

8. Smoked Vodka – Link

9. Pumpkin Pie Vodka – Link

10. Big Dill Vodka – Link

11. Smoked Salmon Vodka – Link

12. Horseradish Vodka – Link

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.