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Wooden Beer Koozies

For far too long, the average beer koozie has made drinking look less cool. This is annoying because drinking IS cool. Slipping a foam koozie that says “I Love Key West” onto your brewski sure hurts its curb appeal. That’s not the case with these Luxury Wooden Beer Koozies. Handmade from 100% wood, they’re a natural, non toxic and waterproof way to enjoy a cold one like a man. Crafted from 9 ply pure, elite and exotic wood, the Wooden Beer Koozie from Parlor is how Paul Bunyan would have downed a cold one (his may or may not have been upwards of 144 oz, however).

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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