Woodcut-Maps

Locating your hometown or other favorite locale on Google Maps, printing it out and pasting it on your wall is not exactly art. In fact, it’s flat-out weird, and if we saw it, we’d assume you were plotting something. Displaying an artistically done map of a random spot is totally different. When you place an order with Woodcut Maps, you select the place with Google Maps and they’ll produce a display-worthy piece of assembled laser-cut woods for your home or office. You can even select from their selection of exotic hardwood veneers so your map is as unique as you wish. It probably won’t fit in your glove box, so we’d recommend showing it off on your wall, and not using it as the oddest piece of driving assistance ever.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.