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The dudes over at BrewDog are certifiably insane. From sticking their beers inside taxidermied animals to brewing stuff that ranged 0.5% to 55% ABV, it wouldn’t be tough to get the guys committed. With Watt Dickie, we’ve got further proof. This ice distilled “beer” started out as a run-of-the-mill IPA but then it apparently got injected with several doses of high-quality HGH. More of a spirit than a beer, the uncarbonated beverage clocks in a hefty 35% ABV. You’ll get a malty and hoppy spirit to drink neat, over some ice, or mixed into a cocktail. It’s the hop fan’s spirit.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.