Women are smart, they keep a stack of cards in a box in their dresser for any occasion. Birthday – got it. Wedding – got it. Puppy broke its leg – you’ve got multiple options. Guys, we aren’t as prepared for such things, and this usually results in wandering aisles of the local Hallmark like . . . well . . . guys in Hallmark. The Utility Card takes care of all of our needs and does so in a fun way. The crossword puzzle on the front contains all the wishes you need, just circle away and scribble out some standard stuff on the blank inside. If you’re worried about this being more work than locating the “Mother-In Law” section at the card store, don’t worry it comes with a cheat sheet.