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It’s gonna be a little bit tougher to determine whether you’re dreaming or are awake when you attach the Upside Down Helicopter Ceiling Fan above your head. Having your eyeballs fall upon an upside down Hughes/MD 500 might confuse your pre-caffeinated brain for a second or two, but you’ll quickly realize, “Oh yeah, I have the most badass ceiling fan ever created.” The 1:6 scale copter fan will become the focal point of your room regardless of all the minimal prints you have on your walls. The fan is crafted in fiberglass with carbon fiber blades and an aluminum interior and includes a three speed motor. It’s like the kind of fan Michael Bay would keep in his home (until he blew it up).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.