Do you enjoy consistently having butt all over your face? Wait. Don’t answer that. Better question, do you enjoy consistently having your own butt all over your face? Of course not, so it doesn’t make sense that you run the risk every time you take a shower. The fact that we actually shower every day is accomplishment enough, so the fact that we have to take this chance – or worse, do a shitload of wash – is ridiculous. The True Clean Towel is the business solution to mans cleanliness problem. The 5′ x 2.5′ Jacquard Double Spun Cotton towel is conveniently labeled (with pictures too) top and bottom. Now if you reuse your towel you won’t have to worry about co-mingling your sensitive – and not so sensitive – areas.