True Clean Towel

True Clean Towel

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Do you enjoy consistently having butt all over your face? Wait. Don’t answer that. Better question, do you enjoy consistently having your own butt all over your face? Of course not, so it doesn’t make sense that you run the risk every time you take a shower. The fact that we actually shower every day is accomplishment enough, so the fact that we have to take this chance – or worse, do a shitload of wash – is ridiculous. The True Clean Towel is the business solution to mans cleanliness problem. The 5′ x 2.5′ Jacquard Double Spun Cotton towel is conveniently labeled (with pictures too) top and bottom. Now if you reuse your towel you won’t have to worry about co-mingling your sensitive – and not so sensitive – areas.

Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks
Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks PARTNER

We get it. Some nights you feel like the sweet taste of bourbon. Other nights you prefer the smoky intoxication of scotch. While we offer toothpicks in both those flavors, we also offer this 2-pack for the guy who likes to switch back and forth. Included is one container of Bourbon Toothpicks, made with 6-year-old Kentucky straight bourbon for notes of vanilla, spice, and oak, and a container of Single Malt Scotch Toothpicks, which are crafted with an Islay single malt for subtle peaty notes. Whether cleaning those chompers after a rack of ribs, or just relaxing with one to enjoy a hint of bourbon or scotch, having some on you at all times is highly recommended.

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