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If you brown bag it everyday and don’t work on a construction site, we’re guessing your lunch holster is pretty lame. It’s not your fault, there’s just not a lot of ways to appear like an adult when you’ve got a literal brown bag or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox. Keep the cartoon thermos case for humorous occasions and upgrade your lunch game with the Traditional Metal Lunchbox. Just like the the lunchboxes guys used to use when high up on some scaffolding, the Traditional Metal Lunchbox looks like a repurposed toolkit. Since each aluminum lunchbox is made by hand, each is unique and we guarantee none come with a picture of Optimus Prime on them (even though that would be kinda awesome).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.