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Last year, Tom Green-yes, that Tom Green-worked with Beau’s All Natural Brewing Company to release his own craft beer in his home country of Canada. Now, the 5% ABV milk stout, is coming to select U.S. markets for your consumption while waiting for your Undercutters Pizza to arrive. The beer, which will be released in late June, was created after Green was touring and drinking craft beer with some of his fans and decided he wanted to make his own brew. The result is a sessionable stout with a nice espresso aroma.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.